Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Help. Why am I so naked?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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