I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
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I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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