? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
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