I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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