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  ...so i touched it.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now

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• (850): View more from Florida

  if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him

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• (909): View more from California

  Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.

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  Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.

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• (347): View more from New York

  I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants

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• (510): View more from California

  Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.

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  Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.

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