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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!

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• (914): View more from New York

  We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.

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  Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award

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• (915): View more from Texas

  You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia

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• (214): View more from Texas

  So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.

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• (347): View more from New York

  maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.

  (575): View more from New Mexico

  Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.

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