i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..