Say something about gay babies.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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