Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
