brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
This beer is not sobering me up at all
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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