that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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