your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
It's official drugs can't kill me
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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