Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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