We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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