ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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