By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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