So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
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singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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