I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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