How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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