Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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