you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
