I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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