I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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