belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
This is classic penis vs brain.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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