Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
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How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Boobs speak an international language.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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