glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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