how hairy? two words: wookie tits
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Dick very happy bro
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
