just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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