Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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