Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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it's not cheating when I paid for it
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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