Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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