You're a womanizer and a bitch.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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