i think my tv is drunk
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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