Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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