At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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