In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I wish I only lived at night.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Randomize
