There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
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I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
The air taste purple.
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