I'm sorry my penis didn't work
meet me or not, i'm out of control
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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