Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Can you bring me the toilet please
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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