My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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