i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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