Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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