Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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