i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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