She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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