talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
