What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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