Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Semen is not good for contacts.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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