Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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