ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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