He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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