Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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