Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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