I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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