I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
My penis needs a shock collar
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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