I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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