I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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