fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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