I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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