she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
sex in a hospital.. check
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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