every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
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you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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